Currently watching: Breaking Bad S02

Listening to: Oh Brother Where Art Thou Soundtrack

Rewatching: Doctor Who

Reading: Marian Keys (long live chiclit)


about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for some reason i thought the noise was hilarious so i kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how my parents found me on the floor of the pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2 am

doctor who + colors (requested by anon)

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Our ancestors did not die for microwave food thats cold in the middle

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Get to know me meme
Favorite male characters (2/5)
☛The Doctor

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MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?



Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that


J.Moriarty’s business card. 

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Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:


"It all started out as a mild curiosity in the junkyard, and now it’s turned out to be quite a great spirit of adventure".

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